Christmas Notes

I know I even missed orthodox Christmas, but you gotta know:

Christmas eve, for various reasons, I put on make up. Even tastefully, carefully, and conservatively done, everyone else thought I looked good.

The Howler, however, sez, "MOMMY! GO WASH YOUR FACE!"

I sez, "No, baby, I just put on make up."

The Howler replies, "I know and IT'S FREAKING ME OUT!"

Oh, how I love that girl!