The Toad is now living Jerkwood and Magic The Gathering Card FREE.
The Jerkwood thing is apparently, due to the fact that I am right. Always. Ol' Jerky has been demanding rides and wherefores from the Toad. And the Toad is plenty tapped. The Money Tree has died, the Well is dry...and, the Toad is still kicking himself because Jerky helped him out of a job. (Don't get me wrong, I know that the Toad made the bad decisions and all that, but if Jerky hadn't been so demanding--remember this is the kid who got on the phone with me and started making demands--Toadly would still be working at the convenience store, making as much an hour as I am. Idiot)
What kills me the most is that the Toad has no qualms what-so-ever with looking me in the eye and lying his ass off, but he somehow, can't bring himself to lie to Jerkwood. Even if I'm the one still coughing up money (albeit in the form of continued meals and access to the electricity), and Jerky can't even pay him back properly--what do I mean? If Toad lends him money to get something to eat at McDonald's off the $1 menu, and Jerky eats $3.18 worth of food, Jerky only pays him back $3. Jerkwood, Kevin surmises, is Tax Exempt in the Reality Based Realm.
And I still get lied to.
What I need to know now, though, is this: How much can I get for a Patriotic Fuzz Nut deck of Magic the Gathering cards? I am now the proud owner of one such deck, and I need the cash. Bail money will be needed soon.
The Jerkwood thing is apparently, due to the fact that I am right. Always. Ol' Jerky has been demanding rides and wherefores from the Toad. And the Toad is plenty tapped. The Money Tree has died, the Well is dry...and, the Toad is still kicking himself because Jerky helped him out of a job. (Don't get me wrong, I know that the Toad made the bad decisions and all that, but if Jerky hadn't been so demanding--remember this is the kid who got on the phone with me and started making demands--Toadly would still be working at the convenience store, making as much an hour as I am. Idiot)
What kills me the most is that the Toad has no qualms what-so-ever with looking me in the eye and lying his ass off, but he somehow, can't bring himself to lie to Jerkwood. Even if I'm the one still coughing up money (albeit in the form of continued meals and access to the electricity), and Jerky can't even pay him back properly--what do I mean? If Toad lends him money to get something to eat at McDonald's off the $1 menu, and Jerky eats $3.18 worth of food, Jerky only pays him back $3. Jerkwood, Kevin surmises, is Tax Exempt in the Reality Based Realm.
And I still get lied to.
What I need to know now, though, is this: How much can I get for a Patriotic Fuzz Nut deck of Magic the Gathering cards? I am now the proud owner of one such deck, and I need the cash. Bail money will be needed soon.
1 comment:
Maybe Ebay? Probably not enough to be worth the time. You could start playing, and maybe it would be a good outlet?
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